Add Deno (#492)

Very disappointed to see [nearly every recent commit being AI-generated](https://github.com/denoland/deno/commits/main?until=2026-04-21). [`9b2b1c4`](9b2b1c41f5) is the very first AI-generated commit I found, but would appreciate more eyes on this. [miracatbot](https://github.com/miracatbot) looks like their in-house AI code review bot.

Deno is advertised as a zero-configuration, secure-by-default TypeScript toolchain. I don't think there's anything else like that, unfortunately.

@kgf because you [mentioned you too have findings](https://codeberg.org/small-hack/open-slopware/issues/143#issuecomment-13230462), I wonder if you have anything to add? Also, I won't open a PR for Node.js because, having used Deno exclusively for years, I'm rather unfamiliar with that project.

Reviewed-on: https://codeberg.org/small-hack/open-slopware/pulls/492
Reviewed-by: JesseBot <jessebot@noreply.codeberg.org>

README.md

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