diff --git a/netstat.sh b/netstat.sh
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+#!/bin/bash
+#
+# ugliest netstat pwnage.
+
+MY_UID=$(id -g)
+
+if [ $MY_UID -gt 0 ]; then
+        echo "You must be root, running limited version without -p"
+        netstat -tlen | grep LISTEN | awk '{print $4}' | sed 's/:::/:/g' | cut -d ":" -f2
+else
+        netstat -tlpen | grep LISTEN | awk '{print $4 ":" $9}' | sed 's/:::/:/g' | cut -d ":" -f2-3 | sed 's/\//:/g' | cut -d ":" -f1,3
+fi